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'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'That ain't a unicorn. Where's its horn?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Happy Easter

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

A Quiet Rebuke.

Save the unicorn.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Which one's yours?"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Stockwell's day

Yakety-Yak

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Unicorn in the Woods

Fairy Vet

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Unicorns do exist!"

Factory Recall Unicorn.

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"Their kids will be begging for it."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Unicorn Joust