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'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

"I'd like Donald Trump to act like an adult."

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

'I wish I had a horse.'

Mon Dieu!

"Everybody loves unicorns: I can get away with pretty much anything I want..."

Unicorn Working From Home

'Hi Neil. Why do you have a carrot stuck on your head?'

"So, wanna hang out unicorn."

Next day, God ceased production of unicorns.

"But if you're a unicorn born without a horn? You might as well just be another horse for all anybody cares."

"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."

Size matters!

'Unicorn overboard!!'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fairy Vet

Save the unicorn.

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"You believe in calorie-free cake, don't you?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Can you imagine my mother had a baby at our age?!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Emma's Unicorn

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Unicorn in the Woods

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Factory Recall Unicorn.