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"Ralph, have you noticed the other pairs are male and female?"

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I think we may be related!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Save the unicorn.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

High Riders of the Old West

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."