Unicorn Aficionado Gifts

Unicorn Litter Picking

"Ralph, have you noticed the other pairs are male and female?"

Unicorn Needing Viagra

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

Mardi Gras

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Bears going water skiing.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I think we may be related!"

Koala

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Save the unicorn.

High Riders of the Old West

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I found him on the internet.'

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise