Unicorn Fanatic Gifts

Uniporn

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Save the unicorn.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Unicorn Working From Home

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Emma's Unicorn

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Fairy Vet

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Unicorn in the Woods

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"Unicorns do exist!"

Factory Recall Unicorn.

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Unicorn Joust

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."