Unicorn Fanatic Gifts

Uniporn

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Save the unicorn.

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Unicorn Working From Home

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Emma's Unicorn

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Unicorn in the Woods

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fairy Vet

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Unicorn Joust

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Unicorns do exist!"

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"