Unicorn Appreciator T-Shirts

"Well yes, the wizard hat raises a few eyebrows, but it's better than people just gawking at seeing a unicorn..."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Save the unicorn.

Unicorn Working From Home

"I always knew you'd come back."

Laboratory Retriever

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Say cheese!

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Unicorn in the Woods

Fairy Vet

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Unicorn Joust

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Rabbits picknick

"Unicorns do exist!"

Things we need to acknowledge

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

Musical Dog

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I don't know, I just thought it would be more magical."

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"