Supernatural Job Seeker Gifts

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Adventures of God

He looks so natural lying there...

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Caged Businessman

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Get a tomb!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Route 666

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"