Fantasy Job Seeker Gifts

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Caged Businessman

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

Branch Manager Interviews: "Who's next?"

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Do you have an appointment?'

"We do price loyalty, but we were also rather hoping for a candidate who could read right and walk on two legs."

'You've impressed the interview panel, but our handwriting analyst has determined that you're insane.'

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

Cinderella

'This is a very impressive resume. Did you pad it yourself.'

'Any awards or honors?'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'Would you cart to explain this three page gap in your resume?'