Dream Job Seekers Gifts

'Well, your resume looks good and - my gosh - I've never seen someone so passionate about this line of work.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Now hiring.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate. I'm flexible on location - I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume. I don't think you understand what that mwans. The octopus got the job because he's a great multitasker!

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"