Dream Job Seekers Gifts

'Well, your resume looks good and - my gosh - I've never seen someone so passionate about this line of work.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Tell us something we don't know."

"This is what you call doing what you love."

'The Dow finally hit 10,000. Guess happy days are here again.'