Job Dreamer Gifts

"Lawyer is good, but have you ever considered a career in the lucrative world of mascotting?"

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

Imagine there's no office...

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"The first of many cubicles..."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'