Career Dreamer Gifts

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

'I'm looking for a career in something that will make me first in line for a government bailout if I mess up.'

'We can't make any plans. By the time we grow up, there will be professions no one has ever dreamed of.'

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Do you have something more like Alex the Architect?"

"When you grow up, son, you can whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer."

'Frankly - I don't see much chance of making a career out of backpacking!'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Graduation Day...

"What sort of job are you after?" "I don't want a job. I want to be a consultant!"

'When I grow up I', going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into . . . '

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

'I can't wait to grow up and get a job so I don't have to bring work home.'

Money And Prestige

'I want to be a role model.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'You do realize that this isn't going to look good on my resume?'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

'Data entry has always been my dream.' -

"Just what is it you want out of your career, Hayward?"

"So where do you see yourself in 5 months?"

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

"I'd give you a list of references but no one will admit they know me."

'Fred, did you ever ask yourself where are you going to be twenty years from now?'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'I was hoping to have something to show for all these years.'

"I got my wish!"

"Charley...I coulda been a container..."

"Boy, when I grow up, they'll never coop men up in a cubicle again!"