Career Launchpad Dreamer Gifts

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

S.S.dot.com

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Good luck in your A Levels.