Career Daydreamer Gifts

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'