Career Daydreamer Pillows

Randy, do you think I'm stuck working here, working at this cafe? Why do you ask? Maybe I could branch out, test the waters, see if I've got the courage and capacity to try something new. Are you saying I hang out at this cafe because I've got nowhere else to go? What just happened? If I just said something aloud, it had no weight or meaning.

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.