Career Dreamers Gifts

Most Likely to Succeed

'What's it going to be, Dawkins?career or family?'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

"I always wanted to be something. I only wish I'd been more specific."

'And what kind of miserable creature are you going to be when you grow up?'

'Well you said you wanted to be a director!'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"I wish you'd get one of those jobs that paid you regardless of whether you worked or not."

"What company do you see yoursel starting when you leave this one in five years?"

"My career is missing something...a job!"

"If you work hard and really put the hours in that there's a good chance of your volunteering might lead to an unpaid internship."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

'I'm sick of spinning all day long. I wish I was a tailor.'

'You can't be a pilot if you're colour blind, Rex.'

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'Of course I understand that you want to follow you daddy's footsteps but I doubt that any employer will pay you for watching TV, eating crisps and drinking beer.'

'I'm saving my MBA for a better job.'

'I wanna be a milkman like my dad when I grow up!'

Career advice bureau

Where do you see yourself in ten years?

I'm looking for a man who's not wrapped up in his career. I want his career to be me. I was just imagining working my way up.

"I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'