Career Dreamers Gifts

Most Likely to Succeed

'What's it going to be, Dawkins?career or family?'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

"I always wanted to be something. I only wish I'd been more specific."

'And what kind of miserable creature are you going to be when you grow up?'

'Well you said you wanted to be a director!'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"I wish you'd get one of those jobs that paid you regardless of whether you worked or not."

"What company do you see yoursel starting when you leave this one in five years?"

"My career is missing something...a job!"

"If you work hard and really put the hours in that there's a good chance of your volunteering might lead to an unpaid internship."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

'I'm sick of spinning all day long. I wish I was a tailor.'

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'Of course I understand that you want to follow you daddy's footsteps but I doubt that any employer will pay you for watching TV, eating crisps and drinking beer.'

'I'm saving my MBA for a better job.'

'I wanna be a milkman like my dad when I grow up!'

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"I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

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'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."