Young Career Dreamer Gifts

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

A word from James Cameron. . .

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.