Career Launchpad Dreamer Pillows

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

S.S.dot.com

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.