Job Opportunity Dreamer Pillows

"If the Obama Transition Team is interested they'll leave a message."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."