Promotion Dreamer Pillows

'No, we haven't made a decision on your promotion. We're still looking for a reason to deny it.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

' Well, Foster. It doesn't look like you'll be getting that promotion after all.'

'Edna, the company was serious when it said it planned on promoting from within.'

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

'After working here for 25 years, this is the highest position I'll ever reach...'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Firing is too good for you, Mike. I'm going to give you MY job instead!"

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."