Supernatural Worker Gifts

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Love at First Sight

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Late BroomStick

The Adventures of God

Zombies.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

He looks so natural lying there...

Astral Projection

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"