Supernatural Worker Pillows

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Love at First Sight

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Ghost School.

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Adventures of God

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

He looks so natural lying there...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"It's just a tree."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."