Supernatural Hr Director Pillows

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

In basket-case.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Love at First Sight

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Ghost School.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

The Adventures of God

He looks so natural lying there...

'Yes, can I help you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Zombies.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"It's just a tree."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"