Supernatural Hr Director Mugs

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

In basket-case.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Love at First Sight

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Late BroomStick

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Ghost School.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Yes, can I help you?'

The Adventures of God

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'