Umpire Debater Gifts

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Information...political rhetoric

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'...I don't like your chances!'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Cricket widow's revenge 2

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

Like Minded

Baseball.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention