Sports Debater Gifts

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Sports is the Politics of the Masses

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Bill O'Reilly'

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Russiagate Explained

'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'

In the end, neither was the winner. . . both tested positive to a banned substance!!

Passionate about Football.

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

"Advantage, Mom."

'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

'We just can't seem to keep it clean. . .'

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

Tiger Woods

"You're right, the England squad are taking a long time in that scrum"

Tonight's Discussion: Can a sports team owner be forced to sell due to overheard racial remarks?

'Oh stop, Harold! You're having an argument at home, not at the ball park!'