Sporty Debates Gifts

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"You're fired."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

An informed voter is a good voter

SAGE mentality

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Trump Mask

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Pickle

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'...and on that you have my word.'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

Voter impatience.

Obama: Problems causing instability.