Sports Debater Pillows

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

In the end, neither was the winner. . . both tested positive to a banned substance!!

Passionate about Football.

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

"Advantage, Mom."

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

"You're right, the England squad are taking a long time in that scrum"

'Oh stop, Harold! You're having an argument at home, not at the ball park!'

"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of too much video game violence made him do it.'

Talk About Sports $2 a min.

"Department of Sports Analogies"

"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."