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'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Baseball.

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

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