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'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

'How's that, Umpire?'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

Baseball.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

You promised you wouldn't bring work home with you!

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Some Cricket Novelties.

'Balk!'

'Steeee-rike three!'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

What would happen if Shakespeare lived centuries later and tried being a baseball umpire? Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Can you explain the infield fly rule. It is madness yet there is method in it! What's in a name? A rose by any other name would hit as sweet! Fair is foul, and foul is fair. You should stick to writing.

Referee cop.

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

The public was right