Umpire Shouter Pillows

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Baseball.

'How's that, Umpire?'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

You promised you wouldn't bring work home with you!

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'

Referee cop.

Some Cricket Novelties.

'Steeee-rike three!'

'Balk!'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."