Tv Season Break Gifts

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Bike Rides

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Happy holidays for kids.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Football team discussions.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Spring Break.

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Spatula beach

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

The Spring Break Venus

Hollywood, 2083.

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."