Tv Season Break Mugs

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Bike Rides

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Happy holidays for kids.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Football team discussions.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Spring Break.

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

The Spring Break Venus

Hollywood, 2083.