Winter Break Mugs

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Move to Arizona.

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"The Rutherford's aren't joining us this winter. They're staying home and blowing their minds on medical marijuana."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"First class, or with children?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Skiing.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Snowprov

'No ice.'

"Tommy!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Romance

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Good News about winter

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Politically Correct Snowperson

Snow Devil

Alien Snowmen