Winter Break Pillows

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Move to Arizona.

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"The Rutherford's aren't joining us this winter. They're staying home and blowing their minds on medical marijuana."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"First class, or with children?"

Skiing.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snowprov

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Tommy!"

'No ice.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Romance

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

That one has all the batteries!

Good News about winter

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen