Winter Break Enthusiast Pillows

"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Skiing.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

First aid in mountains

Good News about winter

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Winter Weather.

Snowyphus

'Fine. And you?'

'First of all, relax.'

The polar olympics

Clown Skis.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Midwest Winter Items.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Slippery, huh?"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."