End Of Year Break Mugs

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Exam

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Happy holidays for kids.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."