Tv Alarmist Gifts

'It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your husband is?'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

"The dollar is falling!"

Alarm clock.

"The end of the world is nigh."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Warning - Server Down!

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

Emergency Cartoon System

Chicken Clarke.

Man with faulty remote control

'He's trying to figure out how to install a snooze alarm.'

"Don't forget to set the burglar alarm when you come home."

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

Security Firm with Scarecrow - In Case Of Emergency Break Glass

'If I wouldn't have yelled fire, he'd still be talking.'

Excuse me luv, do you know what's happened to all my 'stuff'?

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."