Alarm Technician Gifts

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

Emergency Cartoon System

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

"Don't forget to set the burglar alarm when you come home."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Nice park. . .

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

Alarm clock.

"I always put things off until the last minute."

I believe it's all done now by a microchip in Milton Keynes.

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Acne Automation Works Outing

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"Would you like the tires checked, also?"

Man installing a burglar alarm,

"Remember, back in the day, when you could at least pretend that you could fix something."

Warning - Server Down!

Heaven Security.

Ringing bell

'Cut the blue wire!'

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

Kurt couldn't understand why the dummy light was on.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

'It's so nice outside today. Why don't we skip the drive and take a nice walk into a wall?'

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."