Alarm Technician Pillows

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

Emergency Cartoon System

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

"Don't forget to set the burglar alarm when you come home."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

Nice park. . .

"It's time to wake up!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

Alarm clock.

"I always put things off until the last minute."

I believe it's all done now by a microchip in Milton Keynes.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Acne Automation Works Outing

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"Would you like the tires checked, also?"

Ringing bell

Warning - Server Down!

Heaven Security.

"Remember, back in the day, when you could at least pretend that you could fix something."

Man installing a burglar alarm,

'Cut the blue wire!'

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.

Kurt couldn't understand why the dummy light was on.

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

"Only thing he can't crack is why is wife would just up and leave."