Alarm Tester Pillows

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Your father installed a security system.'

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Alarm clock.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It doesn't work...'

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"I see your son has a summer job."

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Ringing bell

Warning - Server Down!

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

Crash Test Dummy Surprise Birthday Parties.

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

'Homeland security! That sign has 'threat' written all over it!'

Crash Test Smartie

"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."