Alarm Tester Gifts

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Your father installed a security system.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Alarm clock.

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It doesn't work...'

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"I see your son has a summer job."

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Warning - Server Down!

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

Ringing bell

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

'Homeland security! That sign has 'threat' written all over it!'

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

Crash Test Smartie

Emergency Cartoon System