Tv Alarmist Pillows

'It's eleven o'clock. Do you know where your husband is?'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

"The dollar is falling!"

Alarm clock.

"The end of the world is nigh."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Fire at the Bisto Factory

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Warning - Server Down!

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

Man with faulty remote control

Chicken Clarke.

'He's trying to figure out how to install a snooze alarm.'

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

You wanted to see me, boss? Come in, minion. My 13-year contract with Barely Secure Alarm and Donuts is about to expire. I'm tired of paying their exorbitant $7.99 annual fee. From now on, you're going to be the café's alarm system. We'll attach the doors to your eyelids by twine, and if anyone opens a door, you'll know. I'll have to deduct the cost of twine from your check, but I'm sure you can write that off. Very bad man.

"Don't forget to set the burglar alarm when you come home."

Emergency Cartoon System

Security Firm with Scarecrow - In Case Of Emergency Break Glass

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."

'If I wouldn't have yelled fire, he'd still be talking.'