Alarmist Aficionado Pillows

"The dollar is falling!"

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Alarmistclock

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Your father installed a security system.'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

How to Rise with the Sun

Big Ben

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

"The end of the world is nigh."

'I'm screwed...'

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Quote du Jour

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

"You took your time!"

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.