Alarmist Aficionado Mugs

"The dollar is falling!"

Alarmistclock

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"It's time to wake up!"

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'Your father installed a security system.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

How to Rise with the Sun

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Big Ben

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'I'm screwed...'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"The end of the world is nigh."

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"You took your time!"

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

Quote du Jour

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

"You wait...this is only the start...believe me I do very good starts."

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.