Alarmists Pillows

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"The dollar is falling!"

Do-over

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Alarm clock.

"The end of the world is nigh."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

World News for 2018

One Minute Before Midnight!

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

The Manifestation of Dreams

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

Scientists have found the polar ice-caps are disappearing faster than was thought.

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

The car alarm snooze button.

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

John awoke feeling more optimistic. "I'm not unemployed - I'm self-employed. There's a difference," he lied.

Cats Always Land on Their Feet, "So I got this great job the day after we were made redundant"