Alarmists Gifts

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Your father installed a security system.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"The dollar is falling!"

Do-over

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Alarm clock.

One Minute Before Midnight!

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

World News for 2018

"The end of the world is nigh."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

The Manifestation of Dreams

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

Scientists have found the polar ice-caps are disappearing faster than was thought.

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

The car alarm snooze button.

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

John awoke feeling more optimistic. "I'm not unemployed - I'm self-employed. There's a difference," he lied.

Cats Always Land on Their Feet, "So I got this great job the day after we were made redundant"

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.