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Chicken Clarke.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"The dollar is falling!"

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Alarm clock.

"The end of the world is nigh."

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Iran-UN.

Cleaning up the world's nuclear programs.

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

'We have the bomb, but need to upgrade our delivery system.'

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

You wanted to see me, boss? Come in, minion. My 13-year contract with Barely Secure Alarm and Donuts is about to expire. I'm tired of paying their exorbitant $7.99 annual fee. From now on, you're going to be the café's alarm system. We'll attach the doors to your eyelids by twine, and if anyone opens a door, you'll know. I'll have to deduct the cost of twine from your check, but I'm sure you can write that off. Very bad man.

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

Rules of War

'She is not Amish, we just wont buy her a cell phone.'

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