Anti-alarmism Advocate Gifts

Chicken Clarke.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'Your father installed a security system.'

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

"The dollar is falling!"

Alarm clock.

"The end of the world is nigh."

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

Iran-UN.

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Cleaning up the world's nuclear programs.

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

Jeff tests the smoke alarms.

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

'We have the bomb, but need to upgrade our delivery system.'

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

'She is not Amish, we just wont buy her a cell phone.'

Mobile Bans

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."