Driving Alarmists Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with driving alarmists? Our collection of witty and charming items captures their cautious spirit and love for safe driving. Perfect for those who always keep an extra eye on the road, these thoughtful products add humor and personality to their car essentials and beyond.

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'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.' mockup

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

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"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

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"It's time to wake up!"

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'Your father installed a security system.'

'Your father installed a security system.' mockup

'Your father installed a security system.'

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'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.' mockup

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

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"The dollar is falling!"

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'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.' mockup

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

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"The end of the world is nigh."

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Fire at the Bisto Factory

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Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

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'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.' mockup

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

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'That woke me up, too!'

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No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully. mockup

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

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George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful. mockup

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

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"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas." mockup

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

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You're letting this security thing go to your head.

You're letting this security thing go to your head. mockup

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

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Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call. mockup

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

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Speed Bump

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"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

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"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court." mockup

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

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"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you." mockup

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

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Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock. mockup

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

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"By the way...what is the minimum stoppping distance at 60 MPH?"

"By the way...what is the minimum stoppping distance at 60 MPH?" mockup

"By the way...what is the minimum stoppping distance at 60 MPH?"

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Get You Home Tow Truck.

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Chicken Clarke.

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Billy strip: driving slowly.

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Snake alarm clocks.

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'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.' mockup

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

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Excuse me luv, do you know what's happened to all my 'stuff'?

Excuse me luv, do you know what's happened to all my 'stuff'? mockup

Excuse me luv, do you know what's happened to all my 'stuff'?

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"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car." mockup

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."

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"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson." mockup

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."

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'Are you back or front seat driving?' mockup

'Are you back or front seat driving?'

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Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone." mockup

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

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"EEEeeeeee ... This has only been a test. If this had been a true emergency you would have heard OH MY F***ING $%&#!!"

"EEEeeeeee ... This has only been a test. If this had been a true emergency you would have heard OH MY F***ING $%&#!!" mockup

"EEEeeeeee ... This has only been a test. If this had been a true emergency you would have heard OH MY F***ING $%&#!!"

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"The way I see it...politics is a lot like driving a car..."

"The way I see it...politics is a lot like driving a car..." mockup

"The way I see it...politics is a lot like driving a car..."

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Driving Alarmists Gifts Collection

Driving Alarmists Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate driving alarmists—perfect for adding humor to their everyday routine.

Driving Alarmists Pillows

Find cozy pillows with playful designs for driving enthusiasts who like a touch of humor in their decor.

Driving Alarmists Prints

Browse art prints that humorously depict driving alarmism—ideal for decorating a home or office space with personality.

Driving Alarmists T-Shirts

Explore witty t-shirts that showcase the cautious driver in a fun light—great for casual outings or everyday wear.