Driving Alarmists Prints

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

'Your father installed a security system.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"The dollar is falling!"

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

"The end of the world is nigh."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'That woke me up, too!'

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

Speed Bump

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

"By the way...what is the minimum stoppping distance at 60 MPH?"

Get You Home Tow Truck.

Chicken Clarke.

Billy strip: driving slowly.

Snake alarm clocks.

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

Excuse me luv, do you know what's happened to all my 'stuff'?

"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."

'Are you back or front seat driving?'

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

"EEEeeeeee ... This has only been a test. If this had been a true emergency you would have heard OH MY F***ING $%&#!!"

"The way I see it...politics is a lot like driving a car..."