Car Alarm Aficionado Prints

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

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"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

"Turn down the bass."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"The dollar is falling!"

Big Ben

How to Rise with the Sun

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

The car alarm snooze button.

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'How much treble do these babies put out?'

Home Protected by 2nd Amendment Scholar

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

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