Car Alarm Aficionado Prints

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Alarmistclock

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

"Turn down the bass."

'Your father installed a security system.'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

How to Rise with the Sun

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Big Ben

"The dollar is falling!"

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.

The car alarm snooze button.

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

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